Dream Boat Range
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So, lying in bed last I started thinkin - if I was a boat manufacturer, what would my dream boat range be... here's what I came up with - which boat would you be paddlin & what would your dream range be?
The Dude - Chilled and cool, if you like your river times mellow this is the boat for you! You'll feel like you're sitting in an armchair drinkin white russians all the way to the take-out! Probably best to leave your dressin gown at home though!
The Jesus - In your face Action! This boat will make you feel like you can walk on water and roll boulders right out of your way... Be careful though, "The Jesus" will always be Better than You Are!!
The Sneaky Weasel - Cunning as a fox but way smaller - this agile little rodent of a playboat loves holes!
Realistic Boat Range
August 26, 2008 - 08:16 — BoaterGirlHey Dude,
Great post! I could only come up with a realistic boat range for the mo.
The Delusion - the ultimate river runner. It makes you think you're better than you really are and it can run ANYTHING just not necessarily with you in it!
The Face Plant - the honest playboat for perfecting all those 'nearly made it' moves.
The Unintendo - the supreme playboat. Find the BIGGEST hole you can, paddle in, then sit upright with your paddles horizontal in front of you and do nothing. Well it works for foamies!
Working on the dream boat range..........
Dream Boats
August 6, 2009 - 14:08 — BoaterGirlHaving read the following offerings on another well known boating forum site :o) for some new Jackson 'star' boats:
The Dis-star, Uncle Fe-star and the Molle-star (very good by the way) I reckoned it was time to resurrect this post. Come on.....what would your dream / comedy / realistic boat range?
A few comedy
September 3, 2009 - 22:12 — wherestheteethA few comedy ones.........
The Rolo
Always Rolls up fine, don't give away your last one though.
The Polo
That's right, the boat with the hole in it, makes a refreshing change :)
The Solo
Had a few of these, likes to go off on it's own (opposite of the rolo) it's a bit of a wan*er
The OH NO
You've checked your line, your psyched, it's all looking good and then it all goes horribly wrong, I blame the boat.
Cheers for now........