So, lying in bed last I started thinkin - if I was a boat manufacturer, what would my dream boat range be... here's what I came up with - which boat would you be paddlin & what would your dream range be?
The Dude - Chilled and cool, if you like your river times mellow this is the boat for you! You'll feel like you're sitting in an armchair drinkin white russians all the way to the take-out! Probably best to leave your dressin gown at home though!
The Jesus - In your face Action! This boat will make you feel like you can walk on water and roll boulders right out of your way... Be careful though, "The Jesus" will always be Better than You Are!!
The Sneaky Weasel - Cunning as a fox but way smaller - this agile little rodent of a playboat loves holes!